jizzaster

Dissaster involving jizz.

1.To jizz too early
2.To not have enough jizz
3.To have a cumshot and miss you partners face completely
4.To accidently jizz on a guy in an orgy or gangbang
5.To jizz in your womans vagina and either forgot to pull it out or forgot to wear a condom

I forgot to pull my dick out of my womans vagina and we had a jizzaster.

by Urban Ranger April 13, 2003

jizzaster

n. an unintentional catastrophe involving intentional emission

adj. jizzastrous

Oh crap, all the keys on my laptop are stuck. What a jizzaster!

by tbosien3 February 15, 2010

pizzastank

The odor that engulfs your clothing after a long day of work at a pizza joint.

"Dominoes has left my entire wardrobe tainted with pizzastank!!!"

by Fractal[i] December 20, 2003

Jizzaster

1. Description of a sexual circumstance that involves jizz / cum / semen going every which way. Typically jizzasters would been seen when giving a facial, cumming on a girl's body or just spraying your surroundings with the stuff.

2. Description of a pornographic video or photo in which jizz / cum / semen plays a prominent role

3. Description of a situation that may include cum in the eye or other places it's not supposed to go, or is painful to experience / observe.
4. Synonymous with "Yard Sale" or "Train Wreck", but specifically as it relates to jizz / cum / semen getting all over everyone and everything.

"I finally met a gal on Tinder that's cool with facials, so every time I see her it's a jizzaster!"
"I hadn't cum for a week and she gave me a handjob. Dude, next thing I knew her couch was a jizzaster"
"She wants me to pull out, but this time it blinded the poor gal. What a jizzaster."
"Peter North is a god...every scene he's in is a fucking jizzaster!"
"Her mom's going to freak out when she sees what a jizzaster the back seat of the car is. We should've cleaned up afterwards"

by HalJalikeakik May 31, 2015

Pizzasexual

It's when you love pizza so much that, it became a sexuality. No it doesn't exist, just some loser tried to make it up. it's actual bull crap.

person 1: dude I think I'm pizzasexual
person 2: wtf is that.
person 1: It's when you love pizza so much, you want to marry it.
person 2: tf is that shit, that doesn't exist.

by generic canned pizza January 12, 2022

Pizzaterian

A person who only eats pizza, rejecting most other foods.

Man, that kid rejects most food put on his plate, but he scarfs pizza, he must be a pizzaterian.

by 281HDJ May 6, 2011

pizzatarian

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.

From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".

by I Love Lamp December 13, 2008