(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.
When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.
by Roger Dodger February 20, 2004
Get the pitchforkmug. Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
by Cary the B August 2, 2006
Get the pitchforkmug. by newword1666 November 21, 2011
Get the Pitchforkingmug. Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.
by Matt Banks November 25, 2003
Get the Pitchforkmug. by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005
Get the pitchforksmug. by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019
Get the Pitchforkmug. That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.
by caseman7 June 4, 2009
Get the pitchforkablemug.