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pitchfork

(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.
When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.
by Roger Dodger February 20, 2004
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pitchfork

Male version of the camel toe. Caused by tight fitting clothing outlining the penis and balls. Found in males and transsexuals wearing Spandex, Speedos and tights.
While a camel toe is a thing of beauty and wonder, a pitchfork is a vulgar display of a man's frank and beans
by Cary the B August 2, 2006
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Pitchforking

A finger in the ass, pussy and urethra.
You won't believe this, but she's into pitchforking!
by newword1666 November 21, 2011
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Pitchfork

Pitchfork is an abbreviation for pitchforkmedia.com, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.
I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.
by Matt Banks November 25, 2003
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pitchforks

now known as the hick version of the switchblades from carson!! the pitchforks!!!!!!!
i am gonna take this here pitchfork and shove it up ur ass!!!!!!!
by strickt-ly us... March 18, 2005
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Pitchfork

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock
by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019
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pitchforkable

freakishly ugly and scary
That girl you went home with last night had a patch over her eye and a humpback. Yeah, she was definitely pitchforkable.
by caseman7 June 4, 2009
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