browner pastures

A place less desirable than your current location. The opposite of greener pastures.

I can't believe Fred left this amazing city for browner pastures.

by jeru411 July 28, 2015

Santorum Pictures

A film studio known for producing bareback scat videos.

Chocolate Creampie Milfs was the first movie produced by Santorum Pictures.

by NewtGringrich September 2, 2012

Moving Pictures

A seminal 1982 progressive rock album by Canadian band Rush. Notable for the cover, which not only includes several plays on the title, but is also used as the highest level of Phil Ken Sebben's interoffice warning system.

I'm gonna raise the warning system from "Blackwatch Plaid" to the cover of Rush's seminal album "Moving Pictures"!

by Eddie Simon April 17, 2011

greener pastures

a better place to be

"Would you say they find me unstable
Cause they see me act a little bit different
But I know my way to greener pastures and
Think about it, won't you think it over
Please..."

by *MICHI* April 1, 2003

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

hanging pictures

Having sex...and the resulting noise that is made from said sex act

Those houses are so close together that our neighbors can hear us hanging pictures.

by wangdiaper October 10, 2018

school pictures

A time of humiliation for those with sensitive eyes. By that I mean that those who get startled easily will look stupid because of the obnoxiously bright flash.

(school pictures time) Ok, smile. *FLASH* That was (heh heh) a great picture.

by spel itt rite July 16, 2008