Pissterical

When you are laughing so hard that you wet your pants.

The joke Johnny told was so funny that by the time he got to the punch line, I was pissterical.

by Don McKeefery December 26, 2008

Mashing Pissers

An alternate way of describing sexual intercourse.

Friend 1: Hey, why hasn't Owen gotten here yet?
Friend 2: Beats me. He's probably mashing pissers with his girl right now.
Friend 1: Wow, he's so cool!

by Oalder February 26, 2021

Pisstier

To describe some people that play call of duty, that aren’t good at the game.

For example: “O4 is a pisstier.”

by Ant Black March 1, 2020

floor pisser

Someone who urinates all over a bathroom floor.

"Bryan, I just used the bathroom and I want to warn you that the floor underneath the urinal was soaking wet! The floor pisser has struck again!"

by Bolton October 1, 2003

pissior

Portmanteau of the word 'piss' and 'boudoir' (the latter being French for bedroom), signifying a room that one pisses in.

Man, after those three beers I gotta hit the pissior somethin' fierce...

by LanguageKnurd June 16, 2013

pissery

Somewhere to take a piss.

AKA a restroom.

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?

by calibration one nine March 23, 2009

rug pisser

A person (Chinaman or not) who pisses on a rug which may or may not "tie the room together", thus rendering the rug useless. (See Carpet Pisser)

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It's a shame that the Chinaman pissed on your rug, Dude... It really tied the room together.

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DUDE: Well sir, it's this rug I have, really tied the room together-

LEBOWSKI: You told Brandt on the phone, he told me. So where do I fit in?

DUDE: Well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to--

LEBOWSKI: I'll say it again, all right? You told Brandt. He told me. I know what happened. Yes? Yes?

DUDE: So you know they were trying to piss on your rug--

LEBOWSKI: Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: You mean, did you personally come and pee on my--

LEBOWSKI: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll say it again. Did I urinate on your rug?

DUDE: Well no, like I said, Woo peed on the rug--

EBOWSKI: Hello! Hello! So every time--I just want to understand this, sir-- every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the--

DUDE: Come on, man, I'm not trying to scam anybody here.

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by UrbanAchiever March 2, 2005