pillowsexual

when you can't stop humping your pillow to the point where you're attracted to it and name it and give it clothes

omg jesse i couldn't stop humping my pillow last night it's so attractive i'm actually pillowsexual

by gayestard March 29, 2021

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

Polyowned

The act of a thread getting closed in a forum soon after its creation due to it's subject restating a question/issue that has been discussed to death and back already, usually closed/locked by a person named Polygon

"Wow this is only the 100th thread about the rifle bug, hope it gets Polyowned soon"

by the polyowned June 20, 2005

Plowned

1. When you get pwned and clowned simultaneously. Pwned + clowned = plowned.

2. When you get owned by a plow. Not to be confused with when you get owned AND clowned by a plow (plown-clowned).

1. zomg dat dewd plowned meh!

2. I was plowned in town.

by Another Pawn June 30, 2006

pillowed

when a guy is seriously aroused and hides his bulge with a ready to hand pillow.

this girl last night was chatting so dirty and i kept getting inappropriate boners, i hid my bulge secretly, it was pillowed.

by greenskill August 3, 2014

Pistowned

It is what happened to the Lakers when they were introduced to the Detroit Pistons defense.

Those son of a bitch Lakers got pistowned!!!!!

by ib4L June 10, 2004

pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)

PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned

by Aleb July 22, 2008