Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

Phulmoid

A new shape, derived from 'cuboid'. An entirely convex shape similar to that of a rotund person with no neck. Almost impossible to represent without papier-mâché or calcined gypsum (plaster of paris).

"that man is phulmoid in shape"

by Marko January 21, 2005

Pugmug

A name you call someone who has a disfigured face much like that of a Pug.

Darrell: Dude, do you see that girl?
Cletus: Yeah, shes got a nice body, but shes got a pugmug..

by TicTocCoonClock July 23, 2009

phagmull

Peak but funny

That geeza died of a viagra overdose , so they couldnt close the casket (Thay was really phagmull)

by Sexystaswaa February 24, 2017

phugger

An abbreviation of the words 'Pillow' and 'Hugger' creating an "f" sound like in 'phat' or 'phantom'.

'Phugger' is an adjective that would describe someone as being lonely and in need of company in bed but not necessarily for sex.

"Get out of bed you lazy phugger and find yourself a date!"

by shikdesigner September 20, 2011

Phugly

phugly is when someone or something is so ugly that you cant say f*@king ugly fast enough.

She thinks she is so hot when she is so phugly.

by LiquidThick April 14, 2006

Phumpher

1. To stutter one's speech in such a way as to inhibit comprehension.
2. To be evasive in speech or action.

Possibly derived from the Yiddish word "Fonfer," meaning mumbled, incoherent or accented speech.

1. "You really phumphered that joke. Why don't you tell it again?"
2. "Stop phumphering and get to the point."

by mycrows February 10, 2010