phoque
Phoque you! WTPh?
Get the phoque mug.
Phoque
In English:
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
He really wanted to phoque it and thought it’d be easily phoquable; but this slit is just too gaping a hole to phoque! “To bad it doesn’t have that black hairy phoquing strip on it that doesn’t need further phoquing,” he thought, disappointedly :(
Phoque by Spasiklaki Polyglot April 8, 2023
Related Words
phoque • phoquem • coq phoque • grosse phoque • Phuque • Phuquetard • Pooque • Proquericot • Phaqueashleous • Pheque
Phoque
1) A very sophisticated word used by drunk Australians and Bri'ish in replacement for the most beautiful word of this lingua franca- FUCK.
2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
Derek- Look at that seal over there.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
Phoque by Phoqueface June 10, 2023
Phoque
Phoque by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 29, 2023
grosse phoque
grosse phoque by Lancaster Bomber August 8, 2022
coq phoque
une coq phoque.... is sometimes used... wait... wut m i sayin... is always used in the form... TU EST UNE COQ PHOQUE. while this may lead u to sum trouble wit adults... u ken easily tell dem that it means U R A ROOSTER SEAL in french... so say it LOUDLY n PROUDLY!!!
coq phoque by jasp January 17, 2004