phonecrastinate

To put off answering the phone until caller ID displays the incoming name and number.

I hate phone solicitation...so much so in fact, that phonecrastination is a way of life for me now.

by DrWatson September 10, 2005

Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.

"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."

by k80theshade November 17, 2019

Phonesia

Phonesia pronounsed (fo nee' zhuh)

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgeting whom you were calling just as they answer.

You type in your freinds number and call it and just as they are answer you get phonesia and can't remember who it is.

by jphw March 25, 2009

Crack Phonecain

The addiction to your phone. Including, but not limited to; texting, talking, self portraits, and using apps.

My phone is like Crack! Crack Phonecain, that is! I can't stop using!

by Amigas March 2, 2013

phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.

I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds

by miscreantJ July 27, 2011

turkish phonecall

engaging in phone sex from the old country!!

Paul and Tashina kept me up all night with their damn turkish phonecall. fuckers. ahaha

by Tashina & Paul. August 7, 2007

phonecation

When you take a vacation from your phone. Generally, it's 2 or more days.

I took a phonecation and now I'm a better person.

by ToastyToastedToast May 18, 2016