phocockrapher

noun. A person skilled in the art of phocockraphy. A person with the ability to effectively utilize the proper light and angle to enhance the size and appearance of the cock and balls.

Did you see the picture he sent to Robyn? He's a truly skilled phocockrapher.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011

phocockraphy

noun: the art or process of producing images of the cock and balls by the action of radiant energy and especially light on a sensitive surface. Special attention is given to the angle and perspective of the image to maximize the quality and desirability of the cock and balls.

Craigslist M4W is a great place to learn phocockraphy.

by Derb2011 October 30, 2011

Phocks

The realest nibba you ever did see ok and he spits so many facts u can call him a factory ok

“Y’all heard that new Phocks track? This shit bussin bussin like on god on god

by Not Phocks June 5, 2021

pocko

(noun) pocket

Put the list in yo' pocko.

by icedawg April 3, 2009

pockon

Cajun French, slang actually for a woman's exterior reproduction organs, i.e. her vagina.

That girl is hot! I wanna stick it in her pockon.

by Marc Kimball February 11, 2006

Phock

Verb: Pronounced /fok/
3rd person present: phocks; past tense: phocked; past participle: phocked; present participle: phocking

To ruin someone's meal plans (especially when involving noodles).

Erin (via text): "Rabiah, I'm here at the Vietnamese place, you totally phocked me! I want to throw this noodle in your face!"

Rabiah: "I waited 2 phocking hours!"

Erin: "Phock!"

by littlebrowngirl September 4, 2013

pockodick

When the guy has anal sex with the girl and gets shit on his dick. It then leaves scattered pieces of shit along his dick, looking like pocodots.

"Aili you gave me pockodick again!" -not again Aili
"Oliver! i didnt mean to give you pocko dick, use a condom next time."

by Bigdiggydog February 10, 2017