Phallic halitosis

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

phallll

A let's player that is extreme awesome, adorable, and hilarious.

Have you watched Phallll's new video? It was hilarious!

by VinylCored November 25, 2013

Pallone

That one science teacher that somehow teaches everything and nothing at the same time.

A "Pallone" is a unit of measurement, to measure how much burnt toast can be cooked in a school oven.

"You see that teacher Pallone? He set an oven on fire that only had 4 Pallone's worth of bread. "

by Ranjourenjy May 17, 2022

Phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia

The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.

How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?

by Yopmail User August 24, 2022

Phallophilia

Phallophilia is the preference of some women for men with big penises.

"The sex researchers have observed that the phallophilia is common among some women".

by Willhelmina Plowes August 3, 2014

phallophile

A person who loves cock.

My friend Susan is such a phallophile.

by ashsky July 12, 2007

phallumegaly

Bigness of the penis disorder. From Barney Stinson in How I met your mother Season 5 episode 8.

At an early age Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was diagnosed with phallumegaly

by Larry D Deer November 17, 2009