Perfungerate

The process by which flavours and textures merge together to make a whole that is better than its parts.

Lasange always tastes better the next day as it has a chance to perfungerate

by Brad McCulloch December 14, 2004

personperson

The politically correct term for a postal worker. The old offensive term is “mailman” but “mail” is sexist because it sounds like “male” and “man” is obviously sexist to female or non-binary postal workers.

Female postal worker: “I’m here to bring you your 25 annoying unsolicited Capital One offers for the day! Enjoy tossing these straight in the recycling bin.”
Guy: “Thanks! You’re my favorite mailwoman!”
Female postal worker: “Um...excuse me! Did you say MALE woman? I do not identify as male, you sexist pig.”
Guy: “Heavens to Betsy! How could I be so insensitive? I mean you’re my favorite personperson.”
Female postal worker: “That’s much better.”

by Nicholas D March 21, 2020

perringraph

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.

She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.

by doopitydooda July 12, 2021

Henry Pissinger

The worst secretary of the United States of America.

Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.

by GregNelson29 May 27, 2023

Pettinger

Noun - A maker and seller of pottage, a thick soup or stew. I couldn't believe it either, but I knew someone with that surname, surprisingly, perhaps, I found out what it meant before they did.

A pettinger is a maker and seller of pottage

by AKACroatalin September 30, 2020

pertineer

Rural Redneck Term. Refers to the distance bettween two or more objects situated relatively close to eachother.

I live pertineer the river.

by HeeHaw Hank April 23, 2004

persifyer

A wog rat famously known for dashboarding and using lodestar's.

Persifyer Timed Out

by Cannabitized June 7, 2016