pornapotty

One who watches porn while on the toilet.

Hey please, don't be such a pornapotty

by The agar \_/ BACFORD July 1, 2016

Perhapsedly

Adverb: according to the information available, there is still an uncertainty.

Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”

by Semperian May 13, 2023

Perhaps...

The true more devious form of saying maybe while having some class. It still makes you a douche bag if you don't confirm your answer. Ellipses add extra confusion just to mess around.

Fred: "Hey, wanna grab some drinks tonight?"
Bill: "Perhaps..."
Fred: "Is that a yes or no though?"
...

by DrunkenDiscoGuy April 12, 2021

perhap

Singular form of Perhaps.

Perhap we get sauced tonight.

by Perhapstopher May 6, 2020

Predrinking Prenap

When you are in need of a nap before heading out for a night of partying. The nap before your predrink.

Not yet man I need a Predrinking Prenap

by KatLeth October 29, 2010

perhaps

adv.
1. Possibly but not certainly; uncertain
2. Maybe; possibly
3. Risky
4. No guarentees
5. Results could be positive or negative

"Jonathan said to his young armor-bearer, "Come, let's go over to the outpost of those uncircumcised fellows. Perhaps the Lord will act in our behalf. Nothing can hinder the Lord from saving, whether by many or by few."
~ 1 Samuel 14:6 (NIV)

by Amberosia October 12, 2005

penaptacon

A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.

1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.

2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.

by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007