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Pencing, or to pence.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
When a closeted gay man uses two of his wife's tampons to anally penetrate himself for sexual pleasure. The practice originated in Indiana, but is expected to be equally popular in other parts of the country (notably, the District of Columbia) by early 2017.
Advanced practitioners of pencing have been reported to use soiled tampons (likely from the bathroom trash) and to find extra pleasure from the presence of menstrual fluid. But, this variation is difficult due to the flaccid nature of the instruments in question and generally requires the insertion of other objects prior to the initiation of the actual pencing.
by DonatetoPPforMPence November 13, 2016
Get the pencing mug.A non-sexual activity when a man rubs his face around the genital and anal areas of a more powerful man as a way of sucking up and getting approval; the tongue may also sometimes be employed; extreme groveling.
by M. Pence December 25, 2017
Get the Pencing mug.From Pennington, an upper-class, English surname. Meaning delightful or splendid, particularly in a refined and sophisticated fashion. Often used as part of an exclamation of approval. Can be used to refer to oneself, in mood, appearance, etc.
"The performance at the theatre was simply penning!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"
"Why, you're looking rather penning tonight!"
"I've never felt more penning in my life!"
by Darth Cabbage December 6, 2011
Get the penning mug.Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy. Football quarterbacks, CEOs, politicians, lawyers, and doctors all have known to have held this surname. What makes a Pennington distinct from these other professionals is their uncommonly large cocks. This frequently causes controversy as women cannot resist the combination of looks, power, charm, and Pennington D. Frequently, women have left their men in search of a Pennington, but to no avail.
by Chet Bowlington September 19, 2005
Get the pennington mug.A combat sport, similar to fencing, in which the two male participants sword fight using exclusively their own penises in front of the home of Vice President Mike Pence.
Guy 1: “I hate living near Mike Pence, there’s always dudes pencing on his lawn”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
Guy 2: “Shit bro that’s gay”
by jmerricka January 20, 2019
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