1: I think he reads those foot-care mags 'cause he's a penny.
2: I've had a penny for as long as I can remember.
2: I've had a penny for as long as I can remember.
by MrWords May 28, 2009
Name of that stupid blonde girl from the Inspector Gadget cartoons who gets kidnapped every single damn day. Her dog, Brain, always seems to come to her rescue. The lucky bitch is also the proud owner of a tablet PC, disguised as an encyclopedia.
My theory is that Penny secretly fucks the dog, but doesn't want to let her uncle--her dog's boyfriend--know about it. She's not a fan of incestual threesomes.
by DarkMillennia September 29, 2003
by Mercedes April 18, 2005
It may be small change, but its enough to go through someone's head and out their choad/chode by dropping it from a skyscraper.
Argh! A penny just went into my skull and came out the skin between my warm anus and smooth testicles!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 23, 2003
A sex act that involves a man shooting their load on the back of the head of someone with a Lincoln beard and top hat simulating Lincoln's assasination. Best done in the balcony of a theater.
by mowmeows September 27, 2009
A person from Pennsylvania
You know when your trying to merge on the highway and your late for the cavs game and that damn ugly prius or aztec cuts you off and its a Penn license plate! Fucking Pennies.
Your late for work at the end of your lunch break and you just want to get thru the drive thru and Wendys is out of chili. First off who gets chili at wendys. Second off you here them yell "YAH ILL WAIT". Thirsd they wait AT THE WINDOW. And guess what, its a PENNY LICENSE PLATE!!! WTFFF!!!!!!.
That out of state guy you realize is merging THROUGH your straight only lane, from the left turn only lane, becuase he realized he needs to get to the RIGHT TURN ONLY!!! And then your the asshole getting honked at by him and everyone else around. HE's the asshole (Pennie)!
Your late for work at the end of your lunch break and you just want to get thru the drive thru and Wendys is out of chili. First off who gets chili at wendys. Second off you here them yell "YAH ILL WAIT". Thirsd they wait AT THE WINDOW. And guess what, its a PENNY LICENSE PLATE!!! WTFFF!!!!!!.
That out of state guy you realize is merging THROUGH your straight only lane, from the left turn only lane, becuase he realized he needs to get to the RIGHT TURN ONLY!!! And then your the asshole getting honked at by him and everyone else around. HE's the asshole (Pennie)!
by Rufus WainRight March 03, 2010
by pen-E October 27, 2003