Penkjob

a sexual act performed by a member of the Penketh family.

Amy gave me a Penkjob last night

by ryanlooker October 15, 2009

Penkleptic

A person whom pathologically pilfers pens.

Have a sammich and watch Bro; Dre goin Penkleptic, check out the pocket full of ink shes been jackin from the desk monkeys.

by DrE*vil February 12, 2012

penke

One who has sexual relations with cattle animals. Preferably anal, but all is welcome.

He went outside to have a penke time.

by User2971 January 5, 2017

penkgasm

The feeling often experienced when one listens to the musical artist Kevin Penkin. It is the climax of emotional excitement felt when listening to his songs.

dude I just had the FATTEST penkgasm last night 🤤

by a proper madlad February 7, 2021

Penki

Penki is a word for undefined awesomeness. Penki is someone who seems to be intimidating but lovely at heart. Penki is very funny and can sing well too. Part-time star, full-time cutie.

Person 1: What can something be as soothing as an Ilayaraja song?
Person 2: Talking to Penki

"Penki gaare number onnu. Evadivalla kaadhu. Aavide goppa"

by VJSethupathi April 24, 2021

Penker

A penker is a person that penked someone on purpose or by accident. A penker can penk someone during April Fools day as a practical joke, or a someone can be made a penker through accidentally damaging a pen. The damaged pen would then be used by another person, and that person would find themselves with ink all over their new pants.

I can't wait to see Joe's face when he gets penked...

Aaahh! I got ink all over my new shirt and pants!

The Penker strikes again! Swoosh!

by DownloadFailed July 28, 2009

penking

(from the verb to penk)

Penking is the act of aimlessly fiddling, fooling around with no real purpose. One penks about in the shed, in the kitchen, wherever there is mindless activity to be undertaken. Children are often to be found penking.

A: What have you been doing today?

B: Nothing much, just penking about at home.

by distractedhousewife November 9, 2010