penicorns

Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis.

"Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr."

Charlie the penicorn. (;
Candy Mountain Charlieeeeeeee.

by Jejamtrissiecishaa. January 12, 2009

vagina pectoris

deep intermammary cleavage used as a vagina by someone wanting to schtupp his girlfriend but not actually penetrate her

coitus interruptus is fine if you really haven't released anything...vagina pectoris is a lot safer...i mean, who ever got a girl pregnant by squirting her boobs?

by Poo T. Tang May 16, 2010

Peniosis

He has peniosis.
Peniosis is also known as a fishing rod penis.
When being with someone with peniosis there is a fear it will get stuck as for it is bent.

Ellie only likes calam because he has peniosis

by iloveturtles6969 March 7, 2019

penitoid

Noun. A person with an abnormal thought process which centers on (for men) or focusses on (for women) the penis. A person whose mental focus is on the penis, usually to the exclusion of other, often more relevant, considerations. A man who thinks with his penis; a woman who fetishizes the penis in her thought processes.

Dude, that beotch is a real penitoid.

by Buscho December 7, 2006

Peniors

Seniors in high school or college who have a "party animal" reputation, a whorey reputation, or are simply assholes.

After what they did to those sophomores at the football game I'm going to have to call them Peniors.

by whoa_its_soph March 28, 2011

Peniotis

A small penis; one of little size and mass.

Kalivas has a peniotis.

by Miguel February 15, 2004

petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006