PenisBlaster

A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.

Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.

by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010

Penis Paste

To put toothpaste on your penis then brush a females teeth with it

My mouth is now minty fresh after using Penis Paste

by Tristosterone June 25, 2010

penisgate

A penisgate is the event of an unwanted penis being pulled out of the trousers. If two people are making out, and the guy pulls out his penis but it is unwanted by the girl, it is a penisgate.

Vanessa: "Yeah so we were making out on the futon when he pulled out his penis..."

Jaquel: "Shit, penisgate?!"

Vanessa: "And then the next week, I was making out with another dude in a stairwell, and he did it too!"

Jaquel: "DAMN. PENISGATE: THE SEQUEL?!?"

by Vanessa416 June 16, 2011

peniseater

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

by anonymous October 7, 2020

penistastic

Usually business in front and the party is in the back - but in this case the party is in the front.

As her naked husband danced and gyrated in front of her, Krista certainly thought it was penistastic.

by Murray9876 December 2, 2020

peniseater

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006

penisastic

awesome, great, sweeeet

That new ride of yours is penisastic!

by brittany May 13, 2005