penisface

having a penis where your face should be

"Hey do you know Matt?"
"Yeah isn't he the guy with a penisface?"

by Mike Byrd January 22, 2009

penisface

Someone with a penis on their face.

Hey, penisface, there's a penis on your face!

by Hi I like to hurt people =D July 29, 2003

Penisman

A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.

Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

penisvagina

substitution for any swear words

*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

by wouldnt you like to know May 5, 2005

peniscake

An object or person which really sucks, badly.

Charter Communications is a bunch of penis cakes

by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004

penisagina

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation

i.e. rub that penisagina!!!

by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007