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purple penis eater

a fat bitch with a purple mullet that is annoying and eats penises
by Ben Lash December 19, 2003
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penismaster

A penismaster is someone who works with meats (i.e. deli, butcher shop). It can also be used to describe some who has had many experiences with penises (i.e. seductive women). However, it cannot be used to describe someone who excepts money for sexual deeds involving penises such as prostitues.
That guy at the deli is such a penismaster.

The girl last night was a penismaster.

You are a penismaster.
by Yunk-A-Dunk September 27, 2007
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Penisatarian

1. One who partakes in the act of dining on the male sex organ. The Penis.

2. A homosexual.
1. Man, she's really going to town. She's such a penisatarian.

2. No wonder that asshole didn't want to eat me out, he's a Penisatarian.
by 1qaz0okn May 8, 2010
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penis eater

One who likes to suck on penis's and sometime nibble on the head
"Dude, that gay faggot homo robert is the biggest penis eater i have ever met in my entire life"
by Ant6116 July 5, 2006
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purple penis eater

A female with a propensity for wearing purple lip makeup and a bent for oral sex. Usually accompanied with extreme emotional problems.
I went to a rave last night and ran into a purple penis eater.
by Scrimmy August 22, 2008
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Penisternal

A penis which is inverted internally into the body rather than external.
Don Harvey's got a hard on and now he's got pimples on his ass from his penisternal.
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Pensentery

Pensentery is the act of inserting a pen, pencil, writing utensil in between the the buttock cheeks (or more commonly known as ass crack), walking around and setting it on the desk or where it is readily available of someone you dislike.
So yeah, I payed her back, grabbed the pen on her desk, the one she uses every day and pensentery -ed it! Walked around the office for like 10 minutes, all sweaty. You should have seen the weird face she made when she used it.
by Mario E. G. P. R. L. December 1, 2007
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