Penis cum

A word you say when you don’t have a reaction to something

Joe: I anally molested your mom’s pet rock
Bob: Penis cum

by I eat penis January 1, 2022

penisculus

A micro penis

He is just a Penisculus bastard. Because he has a BMW thinks that we can see though his pants

by PhaDirtySouth December 9, 2022

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004

penis cum cake

a cake that has cum mixed with the batter and cum frosting.

i made you a penis cum cake for your birthday!

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penisculate

to oscolate ones penis, usually takes a bit of training, and a lot of cordination.

You wanna see me penisculate?

by mike stacy March 10, 2007

Penisium

An element discovered on February 22, 2012 while working on Chemistry. The color of this element generally corelates with its size. Penisium of the black variety is the largest known, while Penisium of the white variety is average size. It has yet to be discovered in Asia. Penisium deteriorates and loses density over time. Occasionally, it extremely hardens for 10-20 minutes when it comes in contact with vagisium. It will shrink in cold temperatures and will shrink when it's mixed with anabolic steroids. When mixed with vagisium, it will produce cumisium. When thouroughly mixed with vagisium, it'll produce babyisium.

A mother and father will mix penisium with vagisium to produce babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012