Peniscillin

The cure for the common "Can't have sex now honey, I have a headache!" excuse.

Boy: I'm on my way, hope you'll be dressed sexy and ready for me when I get home.

Girl: Oh honey, I can't have sex tonight. I have the worst headache. I must be coming down with something.

Boy: Don't worry baby, I'll give you the proper dose of Peniscillin which cures everything!

by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010

Peniscola, Spain

The most random name for a city in the world.

Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.

by Did he just move? February 20, 2011

Peniscular

something that is erect and upright

That flag pole is very peniscular.

by Chance Bunnell January 9, 2008

penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

peniscillian

The medicine of healing a womans body using your penis ejaculate.

My woman was feeling sick, so i prescribed her 500mg of peniscillian, to be taken orally, 3 times a day.

by Imprint July 16, 2008

penichillin'

A euphoric state of one's body and mind in total relaxation due to the use of antibiotic drugs.

The doctor said I had a parasite and thanks to the meds they gave me, I'm just penichillin'.

by Johnny Shortwicks January 1, 2012

Penishands

A man with sweaty feminine hands. Short fingers and oval palms.

<person 1> OMFG check out that dudes hands!
<person 2>ROFL those are Penishands !

by Daniel Toops December 10, 2009