pendlise

(1) To outwit, outmaneuver, baffle, conquer or deceive.
(2) To make a great man a captain of a great club.
(3) To let in the light, the truth. To heal.

"Oh noes. I totally pendlised that guy and now he's resorting to calling me a flog."

"It's time to pendlise!!"

by tobythoolen October 30, 2008

Penisish

Undesirable or unwanted.

Everyone found Jim very penisish and no one was upset to hear about his untimely suicide.

by Squidward110 February 13, 2013

peninis

when you fry your penis/dick into a panini press and then feed it to a partner.

I fed my hoe a fat peninis last night, and that bitch loved it.

by Fornicate Bunions February 8, 2017

penilised

To have recieved a penis into any given orific

Mate, I wouldn't go down the park after night time. Theres a good chance you will get penilised

by crazysteve1986 September 4, 2009

penisist

a master in the art of playing piano with the penis.

Sarah is a penisist. Her advice to other inspiring penisists is: "You have to be careful. They have to be hard."

by Nickel For A Smile April 9, 2009

penilized

penilized means to be 'screwed' or 'fucked' whether you liked it or not

Why should this group get away with the same things other groups were penilized for?

by word warlock October 2, 2010

penilize

The act of drawing or otherwise rendering the image of a penis or a penis and testicles on something, usually someone else's property, as a means of playing a prank.

Damn, some asshole penilized my notebook.

by JSF87 April 26, 2012