Haircut Penalization

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

penalized

wakeing up with a drawing of a penis on your face; regularly drawn with a black perminant marker

I was penalized after passing out in homeboys kitchen

by billy ;) August 12, 2008

PenalTard

Like a penis/retard. Someone whos a twat pretty much.

Your such a penaltard even your mum wont have ya ;)

by Smellsbells April 27, 2009

penaleavage

When a man wears low cut pants or sorts or partially displays his penis so that it forms cleavage.

That dude is definitely showing some major penaleavage.

by RevDEA May 23, 2016

panaliah

An awesome brand full of yeeting bois and gorls who make good stuff

Oh bois a new Panaliah vid released, let's go

by Yakarutza June 4, 2019

Penaleans

The crotchitle area of a mans body.

Can we leave? I’m having pain in my Penaleans.

by MaPenaleans December 31, 2021

penasia

A Louis C.K. definition of cock that doesn't exist, but should.

Mark knew that Rick was a fan of the cock, but had no idea until Ricks lips closed around his shaft just the kind of savant of sucking penasia that Rick was.

by fawkstrot August 10, 2009