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Pennsylvania Pacecar

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.
I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.
by kristen apple December 5, 2009
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Pennsylvania Pegger

A sex act that involves one individual wearing a strap-on backwards and inserting it into the partner's anal cavity, therefore bumping asses, while both partners masturbate.
Dude I walked in on Aaron and Gage pulling a Pennsylvania Pegger, it was pretty okay.
by Tyler Durden/ Garrett September 28, 2019
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Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania

A small town located in central Pennsylvania that resides along the Susquehanna River. Since the beginning of the popular television show "Jersey Shore" on MTV, the town has begun acquiring new familiarities. Many people inquire about the geographical location of Jersey Shore which is, in fact, no where near any shore-like body of water. Students that attend Jersey Shore area highschool are often asked if they celebrate by fist pumping, and if many of the girls sport a "poof". Sadly this is mostly untrue, and the students are for the most part down to earth, wholesome, and untanned. The school is debatably more famous for it's required Square-Dancing class than it's oiled-up guidos and guidettes. Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania is disappointingly nothing like the reality show. Although, many would argue it's equally as exciting and should in fact get its OWN reality show.
Guy from out of state: AHH DUDE! You're from Jersey Shore?! You wanna go do some GTL and hit up a few grenades?! IT'S T-SHIRT TIME!
Guy from Jersey Shore, Pennsylvania: I'm sorry, I hate to disappoint you but I live no where even close to a beach. But if you would like to do something we could go kayaking in Pine Creek and then go to Santino's for a cheesesteak?
by chachaG22 March 6, 2011
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Pennsylvania Amish

The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.
Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!

Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!

Guy 1: Yep!
by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023
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Pennsylvania

Better than your state. Sure, the roads suck, but not as bad as parts of Kentucky. Sure, the people can be dumb, but not as dumb as in Alabama. Sure, the weather sucks, but not as badly as it does in Alaska. Yeah, okay, it's a little rural, and you have to buy your liquor in state stores, and there's no beaches, but at least we're not West Virginia. Or Iowa.

Plus, the Amish are cool, we make ketchup and chocolate, the Steelers used to be a decent team, and hey! we've got a town called Intercourse.
Pennsylvania has Intercourse. Your state doesn't.
by =west= January 25, 2004
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Pennsylvania punisher

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.
by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007
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Pennsylvania

The only place in the U.S. in which no matter how small a town is, there will always be at least two bars, even if there is not one other business.
No matter where you are in Pennsylvania, you can at least get a drink, even if you can't buy gas or groceries.
by Ashamedtobefromthere April 1, 2004
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