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The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.
The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.
by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010
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Tweaker Peekin

The act of peeking out of blinds or curtains in a rapid and deliberately inconspicuous fashion, consistent with the effects of methamphetamine, under duress of extreme paranoia that one is being surveilled. In extreme cases this phenomena can last days on end, and typically worsens with increasing sleep deprivation.
"Dude did you hear someone outside?"
*Tweeker Peeks*
"Shit! You're right!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"OH FUCK. OH FUCK. THEY'RE WATCHING."
"What the fuck are we gonna do?!"
*Tweaker Peeks again*
"DUDE THEY'RE LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"

*Tweakers go to a different window*
"Are you seeing that red LED across the street?"
*Tweaker Peekin*
"Fuck! It must be video camera!"
"OH FUCK. WE'RE FUCKED."
*Saga continues for days*
by Zookeep January 16, 2011
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Tab Peeking

When one individual posts a screenshot to show something on their web browser and someone begins to look at what tabs they have open.
I was just showing Demitri what I was buying on amazon and because he was tab peeking he saw that I had pornhub open!
by yumspoiledmilk February 25, 2019
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peepin'

The act of checking something out; To look at. Aka: "peeping" (present tense form of "peep")
I'm peepin' this new club tonight.
by Adam March 13, 2003
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Peeling eggs

Constant and extremely toxic farts generally following a long night of over-consumption.
Nobody could stand being within 10 yards of Josh as he had been peeling eggs all morning.
by the lactator August 22, 2009
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Peemanship

1) The art or practice of writing with ones genitile organ.

2) Quality or style of writing with the genitile organ.
1."That is some nice peemanship you have. I like the way you pee your "t's"."
2."I have to pee."
"Well, don't waste your ink. Practice on improving your peemanship!"
3. "Hey, Bro. Did you see that chick's peemanship?"
"No, man. Was it decent?"
"Not even worth checking out. She has some pretty piss poor peemanship!"
by cre8tiv3 December 7, 2013
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Peeling the bark

When you are peeling the foreskin off your penis by your self with out a doctor
Today In this YouTube video I will teach you peeling the bark diy project
by Wtf Nate August 4, 2019
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