peddler

Someone who is involved in the distribution/trade cycle of illegal merchandise and goods.

"CJ is the neighborhood peddler, he can get you anything you want; knifes, guns, porn, whatever."

by local peddler July 21, 2006

Dope Peddler

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.

THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."

by HigherStateOfMind July 29, 2014

Dissent Peddler

The lowest rung on the internet ladder, a Dissent Peddler is someone who plants seeds of destruction among existing internet communities because they stand to benefit from undermining existing leadership hierarchies. They will lie, cheat, manipulate and skew data and make false proclamations that "sound plausible" as best they are able in an effort to put themselves in power. These people are not to be trusted and often work together in small cells, like terrorists, to accomplish their agenda.

Eric and Barbie were the dissent peddlers of the overthrow operation on that forum. They knew by undermining the leaders with lies, they stood to benefit tremendously.

by TACOSCANYoN July 17, 2016

strip padidle

a game played in the car involving the removal of clothes when a one-headlighted car is seen

Hey, you wanna play strip padidle?

by Savethe Bananas January 23, 2003

pedidexterity

Ambidexterity makes sense for your hands but what about feet dexterity? This word is very relevant to another urbandictionary word "skogging" which references the ability to use both legs to push one's skateboard. When one becomes adept to skogging long distances, they become pedidextrous or skilled with both feet to perform this unique movement.

To be good at it, skoggers need to be pedidextrous.

Switch push foot skateboarders have an expert leg up on boasting pedidexterity.

by cYask8 February 16, 2009

Donkey Peddler

An Irish man who makes fun of people on the Internet starting irrelevant arguments about world war two and then jumps on his donkey and peddles it to safety.

Stu is a donkey peddler

by Tortorific October 24, 2014

Ear Peddler

Ear Peddler is another word for oral sex, or sitting on somebodies face.

She's a serious ear peddler she sat on my face for at least 10 minutes!

by DanLeto August 3, 2010