ped

Who let that ped into the gym? Quick, call the cops and get that fuck arrested!
by pentozali March 23, 2013
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ped

1. some teacher (usually in gym class) that hits on girls in his class and is a tool to the guys; ped being short for pedaphile, as the teacher obviosuly cannot get wtih people his age so he prays on young girls in gym clothes. most schools have one

2. a guy that macs on girls wayyy younger than him before the age of 21
"yo that new gym teacher is such a ped, he gave like half the bids nicknames"

"did u see that ped checking out the girls in the other gym class"

"yo did u hear that senior matt went out with that frosh bid? yo wat a ped"

"yo that counselor whose a junior was maccing on those 4th grade bids before wat a ped"
by the big lemon July 06, 2009
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PEDs

Performance Enhancing Drugs.
Commonly used by athletes.
include human growth hormone, testosterone, EPO.
The cyclist Hincapie claimed Armstrong used PEDs
by EndoDoc May 21, 2011
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Ped

-The word "Ped" is often used as an alternative to a correct or a better suited word in a situation. It is when the user is under some sort of pressure, experiencing nervousness or because they simply do not know how to respond due to social retardation, that they respond with "(Erm) Ped".

- To "Ped Out" is to lose control of the current situation you find yourself in and break down into a sweat, or just leave and sit in the library or wander the corridors alone.

It can be used in any confusing/unfamiliar situation and as an alternative to a context specific word.



Example 1:

A: Tell me the story about the guy who has his clothes money and ped.
B: What?
A: Erm you know, ped?

Example 2:

A: When was the last time you wanked?
B: Erm ped.

Example 3:

A: I don't know what my girlfriend wants from me!
B: Stop pedding out you twat.

Example 4:

A: I'm pedding out!
by Lewis Elliott March 07, 2009
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Peds

A kid who likes to listen to Pink Floyd and experiment with drugs. There is always at least one Peds per school. Look for them typically driving an old-school car like a Trans Am.
Peds: Hey, wanna try some psychedelic drugs?
Everyone else: Sure, why the hell not?
by The Group805 September 05, 2007
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PED

1: A Ped is all things wonderful. A Ped is your best friend, your favorite game, etc.
2: Ped may also be used a swear word.
3: Ped is the word you use when you don't know what to say.
4: A word relating to ped is Anti-Ped. An Anti-Ped is all things bad and terrible. The list of terrible may include dead memes, animal abuse, etc.
5: performance enhancing Drug
1: "Jason is my Ped, we are just the best of friends".
2: "go Ped yourself Jeff".
3: "Jason is an A** hole", "Uuuh, yeah he is a - Ped".
4: "Blake is an Anti-Ped".
by The Slippery Whale January 09, 2019
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1. To have characteristics normally attributed to Pikeys, Gypsys, Gypos.

2. To 'Ped' someone off, is to borrow money from them constantly, with very little effort made to pay it back in a timely fashion.
1. "No, you can not borrow £20 you fucking ped!"

2. "He's being pedding me off now, for about 6 months"
by AsdaAce7 September 30, 2011
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