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Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
by JScotts February 14, 2009
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Pavera

The condition of having the extreme giggles. It comes from the word "pavo" meaning turkey, so a person with the pavera is laughing so hard that they sound like a gobbling turkey. Used in parts of Puerto Rico.
Jajajajajaja I'm getting the pavera!!

I have the pavera!
by Luz la Boricua December 2, 2010
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herbert the pervert

A nice old man who likes to give Popsicles to young boys that he keeps in his cellar.
Herbert the Pervert: Hey young fella. Do you like popsicles?
Idiot Boy: Yes
Herbert: I got a whole freezer full of them down in my cellar. Do you want to come down there with me?
Idiot Boy: Uh no thank you Mr. Herbert (leaves)
Herbert: Get your fat ass back here boy
by Popsicles in the cellar June 6, 2018
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Perverts

90% of people on urbandictionary. Don't believe me. Look up something nonsexual and I guarantee you that you'll find at least 1 or 2 definitions making it sexual.
Generic example person: generic example phrase to show you mindless drones how perverts is used
Generic example person 2: generic example response
by Memetic Man January 18, 2011
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savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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Perverts

The ones in this website. They turn every word in a sexual sense
People REALLY are perverts here
by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
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Pleaverage

Leverage, or mechanical advantage, applied to pursuits of pleasure, such as yoga or sex
Chick: Why y’all dudes dig it doggie style against walls, tables and floors?
Me: Pleaverage

Instructor: Let’s practice poses with straps and blocks

Student: Yay Pleaverage
by Todd-Tex January 2, 2018
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