Peashooter

My favorite human in the entire world.

Peashooter is the kindest most beautiful person there is

Peashooter and kayak against the world:)

Have you seen peashooter?

Peashooter?

Yeah duh? Peashooter, by bestie, the best ginger?

Ahhhh yesssss ofc! Peashooter!! The badass ginger icon! Kayaks bestie!

by Kayakakacanoe December 25, 2021

Peashooter

When the male during sex ejaculates in the mouth of the women and she spits it out like a peashooter

Hey did you do the peashooter with Rebecca last week?

No.

by My mommy committed genocide April 27, 2021

Peashooter Moment

A situation or scenario that starts out really good, but gets progressively worse as time goes on, just like a peashooter in the game "Plants vs Zombies". The peashooter is extremely useful as an early-game plant, but becomes dull and unusable as you progress and obtain stronger plants.

A: "Man this week started out so good, but now it's really shit."
B: "This is such a peashooter moment."

by BallerAssMf October 7, 2022

Chicago peashooter

A full auto draco pistol with an extended barrel an a 100 round drum magazine

Person 1: hey bro you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yeah what about him?
Person 1: he killed 3 people in a drive by
Person 2: damn! What was he using
Person 1: a Chicago peashooter
Person 2: oh that explains it

by Joeyfightsfellas April 29, 2023

The peashooter effect

The phenomenon that happens in FPS games where you'll be killing enemies, but then when you get to one of the enemies your gun starts feeling like your shooting peas while your enemies gun does enough damage to kill you in what looks like 2-3 shots.

Yo I was grinding my 3 kills without dying camos last night and when I got to my 3rd kill my gun felt like a peashooter while my enemies gun hit like a .50 cal. I think they call it the peashooter effect.

by Bannerlem0n November 22, 2022

Peashooter Appreciation Day

January 29th is Peashooter Appreciation Day, a day where you must say something nice about peashooter.

“Hey Cassy, it’s Peashooter Appreciation Day!”
“Oh, uh Peashooter, your eyes are cool”

by Macc January 29, 2022

Peashooter

An weapon (Commonly referred to firearm) that is ineffective or failed to do it job, Harming people, Atleast severely

JJ: That it you motherfucker, I aint gonna take these disrespect from you fuckface anymore, Go rot in hell!
**Pull out an glock**
Robert: **Pfft** My guy, Your peashooter aint gonna do shit, Go refund it with your local firearm store my man-

by Colonelpancakes February 8, 2024