Parable Of The Onion

Somewhere at the start of Shrek 1, Donkey is being a dick and Shrek stars chatting shit about onions. He tells Donkey that "there is more to ogres than people think" and says that ogres are like onions, they have layers. This is called the 'Parable Of Onion'.

(DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE IN R.S EXAMS. YOU WILL NOT GET THE MARKS)

"Shrekism is a religion based upon the 'Parable Of The Onion'"

"Ogres have layers! Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." - The Great Shrek (Peace be upon him).

by Wagwan Bluuuud May 6, 2019

vocational paradigm shift

Job loss / being fired.

(as made famous by How I Met Your Mother, on CBS)

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Ted: "Well, after he proposed a vocational paradigm shift, I made an impromptu presentation using a four-pronged approach that really brought him to his knees."

Barney: "You hit him with a chair?"

Ted: "Yep."

by advs89 October 5, 2011

Parabolacorona

Weird ass nigga asking girls on discord if they squat

Girl: hello
parabolacorona: How many times you squat?

by Ketchup ^-^ March 1, 2020

paraboats

The main reason for a paradox.

Dude #1: Now that I have a paraboats, I'll need a place to park them.

Dude #2: What you need is a paradox.

by TNunnster May 13, 2011

para-freaked

Being paranoid and flippin' out about something at the same time. Extreme Parnoia.

Petrifyed.

Tiffany was para-freaked after the stalker showed up...again

by Brooklynman22 May 26, 2010

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

by Kritikal June 11, 2006