Jesus Paredes

A mexican man who thinks he’s good at some sports but not really. He hopes he does but everyone knows it won’t happen.

He’s Jesus Paredes.

by arzeeeee March 31, 2019

parked a fart

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

parreg

Name for a person, any type of person. Can be used in anger or friendship. Should have a negative load and supposed to be used to give someone names > stupid parreg!

Anger: 'Stupid parreg!'
Friendship: 'Yo parreg!'

by markku December 21, 2006

Parked in the Alley

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

this isn't where I parked my car

A phrase used anytime one needs to get out of an awkward situation.

While in the club, Joe begins hitting on a nice young lady, Jane. Jane's big, scary boyfriend suddenly shows up, which is when Joe says, "this isn't where I parked my car!" and casually walks away.

by ginger87 March 8, 2010

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020