Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012

parsleyrod

The grooviest type of spanglified visionary elder style-icon green, yellow and brown felt leafy patterned first class LION. Once had a thing with the original Bagpuss. Likes Boats, Music, Potatoes, Parsley (his Catnip) and Dances when you're not with him but when you yourself are dancing.
What some may dare to say is an indoor special pet of fabricated Lion with a stack of personality.

Oh how nice it is to be back home, put the kettle on and ahhhh, wothca parsleyrod, I love ya!

by Pedro Morgano June 9, 2011

Cody Parkey

A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.

Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.

by Meatingaura January 7, 2019

parley

an enemy conference to resolve differences

Before there's any more misunderstanding, let me arrange a parley.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

parley

A pirate term used in self defence when you don't want to be harmed before you're given a chance to talk to the captain.

Jack Sparrow : Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, par...snip, parsley, parno, parley. Parley, that's the one. Parley. Parley!
Pintel : Down to the depths whatever muttonhead thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow : That would be the French.

by Tiffy and Lindsay August 21, 2004

parsley

An individual who adds to the overall appearance or dynamics of a group but has no interesting qualities on their own. Similar to the herb parsley, which is used in many dishes as a garnish; these individuals "garnish" a group interaction (oftentimes in a party or entourage) but have no flavor or personality by themselves.

L: Why would you invite Luis to the party? He's so boring!
D: Yeah, but the guest list is too exciting. We need to throw some parsley in there.

by bampowthoom May 19, 2007

Parley

To chill and smoke with the homies

You tryna parley at the partments?

by Partments November 29, 2020