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Parkland School District 

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area
"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

Parkland Youth

Youths found on the streets of Parkland, WA ranging from ages 8 to 19. These miscreants will beat you up, steal your shit, crash your parties and tag your cars. They live for free beer, weed, and drunk PLU students. They usually congregate in the bushes on the corner of C Street and 121st; they are also often found on Garfield Street. Acronym: PY.
Note: Not all the youth found in Parkland are considered PY.
Cyndi: "Some Parkland Youth just tried to mug me across the street from campus."
Campus Safety Officer: "Huh that's interesting."
Parkland Youth by parklandia August 4, 2011

Parkland love 

A love between a man and woman in eastern Pennsylvania in which the man always loves the woman more.
Chris and Hannah's intimate Parkland love showed the he loved her more, and they both accepted that.
Parkland love by Chris Zimmerman September 21, 2007

Porkland, Oregon 

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.
My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.
Porkland, Oregon by Mykey1 September 26, 2006

partland 

verb: to get really drunk, destroy something that does not belong to you (i.e. public washroom, local grocery store, etc.), and be brought home by the local authorities.
John: Oh man, you have to watch over me tonight, just incase I get out of hand and partland something.
Jim: True that.
partland by foy_45 March 28, 2004