fisher-price modem

An internet connection that is very laggy or even non-responsive. The phrase is usually used in Real-Time Strategy or MMORPG games online. The phrase was first used in a 2v2 match of Stracraft when the game was close to lagging out or disconnecting on a host game. When the game dragged, the host saved the match and titled it "WHO HAS THE FISHER-PRICE MODEM!?!". After that, hilarity ensued and the culprit with the slow internet connection was revealed because Starcraft drops laggy users when a game is saved.

Dude, don't ever 1v1 that guy, his fisher-price modem will drag the game on for hours!

by Racereaver December 12, 2010

pre-parcel anxiety

The nervous impatience experienced when waiting for a parcel or package you've ordered to be delivered. Often accompanied by frequent glances at the front door for signs of the courier driver when you hear any audible or visual queues of their presence. Generally the level of pre-parcel anxiety is highly correlated with either the monetary, sentimental or hype-based value placed on the package being delivered.

"After my package wasn't delivered yesterday I've got serious pre-parcel anxiety!"

"10:43am: My package hasn't arrived yet! the courier better not have stole it!"

by waitingForAPackage September 1, 2011

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.

Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."

by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020

Patrice

Patrice is a girl, a person who finds humor in everything. She makes your days brighter when your around her. She can turn any situation into a funny moment. Although she makes jokes a lot, she takes things very seriously. She takes things in her life that matter a lot very seriously. She is a determined, confident person. Patrice is a person who can go from a funny moment to a tremendously serious moment. She is a beautiful person inside and out who can always lighten the mood.

Hey, is Patrice going to be there?
Yes
Patrice will make it fun!

by sk1114 July 12, 2018

chloe price

GOD

a female character that was in life is strange and life is strange before the storm fans describe

chloe price being the ultimate hot character to ever exist

chloe price is so hot
im gay for a fictional character and im not mad

by N~`♤ May 9, 2020

price tag

a label attached to an item to display its sale price

Should you be disqualified from a beauty contest if you accidentally leave the price tag on your breasts?

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Parceros

The colombian word equivalent to homies. This word wos born in the city of Medellin In the late 1980's.

Una palabra Colombiana usada para dirigirse a una persona, puedeser un conocido o un desconocido.

That kid is my parcero.
Estos parceros son del clan NeAx.

by NeAx Inc. October 8, 2010