paralola

When you shove an egg up your ass and it comes out through your mouth without cracking.

I got paralolad last night!

by Afashaw March 6, 2017

Parallax

The secret second moon that science is covering up. You can see it if you look at the moon with one eye, then close it and open the other.

Tim: Hey, have you seen Parallax?

Ed: Yeah, that's a dumb name, it should be called Moon 2.

by BCheeta July 9, 2019

Paranalactivity

Being raped anally by a ghost, not to be confused with Wind Rape.

If you don't want to be raped by a ghost you will need a Paranalactivity chastity belt to protect against it.

by Fairy Slapper October 4, 2013

Parallax

Proposing to oneself the attribute of being smart or undeniable witty.

"Oh, we got beef? How about if I intelligent."

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Parallax

When someone opens a single car window and you can hear the wind vibration.

The problem can only be solved by opening another window.

"That's parallax" - Dad

by dcz September 14, 2019

paralaka

The circumcision of a chode. In this process the sides are also trimmed due to its girth.

Doctor: “Yo, this baby’s chode is so fat - we had to hit em with the paralaka!”

by Paynurussy March 20, 2024

parralilaquie

Running parallel to water

I was running parralilaquie

by Bigmo28 December 11, 2024