parabolove

things math nerds say to pick up chicks. guaranteed to get you ivy league pussy.

Howard: Kelly, I parabolove you!

Kelly: Shove your tongue down my throat!

by cheeseonmyknees March 26, 2017

Hyperbolic Paraboloid

The shape of a pringle, to put it simply.....usually called a 'saddle' for ease...

Regular guy: These Pringles are so Tasty!

Geekish man: NOO! Don't crush the hyperbolic paraboloid!!!

by Richy_s August 1, 2009

parabotti

From the Greek (nou-) para- lazy; + botti - bum. Someone who makes out they're too ill to do anything when they're at home and then when they get out the front door they're fit and healthy all of a sudden!

Mike: Yo, Rude, put your dirty socks and smelly pants in the laundry pile!

Rudy: Ah man, leave me alone, can't you see I've got a cold!

(10 minutes later...)

Rudy: See you later Mikey, I'm off to meet Giselle!

Mike (to himself): Man, that dude is a right parabotti!

by awbster May 3, 2011

parajoya

The baseless suspicion of the motives of others that unexpectedly turns out well.

Two people were whispering about me and I thought it was something bad, but it turned out to be something nice, and I felt parajoya.

by Jonfurstn November 9, 2009

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003

Parabolistic

referring to a member or act thereof of a supercratic coolistic organization developed to ease the tensions of life in central Jersey.

Yo, that tuggy run was Parabolistic.
Human sparklers are Parabolistic.

Examples of known parabolistics: Beef, Benjaford, Brownie, The Panther Keeper, Netty, Pasqi

by Ben April 26, 2005

parabollock mirror

In politics, it is a second stream of bullshit that mirrors that of someone else with a mutual interest of deception. The matching steam of deception is called a parabollock mirror from the British root of bollocks, representing bullshit or deception.

An an example, from Canadian politics, is the introduction of a cover story by Nigel Wright to match the legally protected stream of bullshit that Stephen Harper has been offering over the last couple months on the Senate expense scandal of Mike Duffy. In this example, Stephen Harper looks to his former staffer to provide a cover story of mirrored deceit and thus forms the parabollock mirror of his untruthful story.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith November 21, 2013