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Shit Palming

The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)
"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"
by HelplessSnail January 13, 2015
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Palming

Masturbating by rubbing your palm on your penis, head, or vagina
Mary: I love palming
Jack: can i do some palming on yoyu
by PooperLooping May 13, 2021
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palinguistics

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.
I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.
by thebetterTed February 3, 2010
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pussy palming

the action of someone palming ur pussy and lifting you into the air.
‘he’s so strong he was pussy palming me’
by daddybuscemi November 26, 2020
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Caveman palming

This is a sexual act when someone uses their clammy hands in an attempt to rub someone's clit as if they were trying to light a fire. Deep grunts, heavy breathing and maximum friction are essential.
"Bruh, he said he was experienced but then last night he was caveman palming me, I have a rash now and it hurts to pee."
by Jimothy Jimbo September 26, 2021
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Pacing Error

Common mistake made in dating whereby one party tries to move the relationship forward too quickly.
Martin said he loved her on the second date. What a major Pacing Error. She would have gone out with him again, but now she is really creeped out.
by Lotusflower February 15, 2007
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Palringo Syndrome

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.
Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.
by Skysentinels January 12, 2013
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