T-Pained

The act of falling in love with a stripper. The term originated from the song 'I'm in love with a stripper' by rapper T-Pain.

I just got a lap dance in that strip club. She totally T-Pained me.
I've just been T-Pained.

by Jamjar.com May 23, 2014

palled

*verb* pronounced paul-d

1. To completely own someone, in every aspect possible.
2. To consistently prove someone wrong time and time again.
3. Complete and utter humiliation of an opponent who does not understand when he/she is wrong.
4. To mean 10 times great of ownage that moded

1. Milo: "Dude, the Romertionary is as legit as the Urban Dictionary.
Kerp: "Damn, Conner just got palled!"

2. Text message "I had a chance to have a three some the other day. I couldn't because I'm dating someone"
3. Milo: Wow, I can't believe I just got that text. He got palled.

by The Tang Bang Crew May 15, 2008

Paired

Originating from London, and now used in Brum more than anywhere:

Paired is another word for sad.

Newsman: "They had just got married and were driving to their honeymoon when their car crashed and they were both killed"

Boy: "That's paired."

by JmeAnPri December 23, 2008

Majestic Piledriver

The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.

"Hey Zack, what's wrong."

"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".

by Some really white kid June 20, 2011

Texan Piledriver

The act of sprinting at someone from a distance, with pants at ankles, and forcefully driving one's penis into the exposed anus with a leap and a thrust.

"When i saw a blur go by, i turned around in horror and realized far too late that jimmy was preparing to give me a texan piledriver"

by Dnutzzz November 5, 2009

Tombstone Piledriver

The move that Kane, Undertaker, or Bret Hart did. It is a piledriver that has your stomach facing inward instead of outward like a normal piledriver. Has the same effect as normal piledriver.

Fuck!! Kane just tombstone piledrivered Undertaker.

by Fatty December 17, 2003

Ron Pauled

Described as when a seemingly weaker opponent, with whom few people seem to agree with, expresses a valid argument which cannot be easily disagreed with.

To be Ron Pauled or to Ron Paul another.

Bearing similarities to Rick Rolled.

I got Ron Pauled hard after I said that we need to keep our fiat money system the way it is.

by world stuff August 6, 2008