pwner 

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

pwner by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

pwner 

Getting a hardon at a very inopportune time and it totally PWNS you.

"Hey, Viteri, are you going to get up?"

"Negs, i have a pwner."

pwner by cfgyu November 10, 2004

pwner 

A new word used to describe the typical discord mod. A male who's around 200kg as a result of sitting around most of the day while heroically patrolling the channels. The courageous actions of the "pwner" attracts many loyal minions throughout the server such as discord memeber known as "Dio". When the "pwner" isn't in his circle meat massage with fellow mods, he's thinking of new revolutionary statements and rules to pull out of his stretched out poop hole. Overall being a "pwner" means being a one of a kind intriguing human who can only be found in the darkest corners of discord.

"I'm pwner so I own all of you!"
"here comes pwner, let's get outta here"
"here comes pwner, let's bend over or open our mouth"
"I pwner declare that Ryzzy and Toadskii are enemies of the state!"
"Aye Godot let's invite pwner to tonight's circle jerk"
"Yo don't disturb pwner, he's in his daily e-sex session. Shotistic is the lucky one today"
"I'ma go tell papa pwner on you!"
"Pwner why are you moaning my name on voicechat?"

pwner by Y/S Ryzzy January 10, 2022

pwner 

Pwner is owner with a p.

Dude 1: i am j00r pwnar.

pwner by DoomBringer316 February 10, 2004

pwner 

someone that pwns, and practices pwning.

Ramon totally pwned that n00b last night, it was so awesome! He's an pwner!

pwner by MarcoZ March 6, 2009

pwner 

one who pwns Michael Hsu

No Example Needed.

pwner by GMan Xeero February 6, 2004

pwner 

The infinitive form of the word pwn. Pronounced like the spanish word "poner".

Yo tengo que pwner unos noobs.

Me gusta mucho pwner los niñitos.

pwner by Gus :D December 15, 2009