Ovarian Delight

The act of headbutting a woman in the belly hard enough to rock her ovaries.

She wouldn't shut her yap so I had no other choice but to give her an Ovarian Delight.

by The Scootz August 1, 2008

Ovarian Receiver

A female used for reproduction. Opposite of sperm donor. A sperm donors sole purpose to procreate. Mother and child typically abandoned by sperm donors, however due to motherly instincts, the child is taken care of and grows up still able to continue the sperm donors genes.

Mike used Michelle as her ovarian receiver to conceive a child and continue his blood line.

by Spreadtheseed May 2, 2016

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018

ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

by Novartza November 7, 2008

ovarian oatmeal

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.

Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.

by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007

Ovaried

Past tense of ovary (verb). Transitive verb. When an individual acts in such a clearly illogical manner that a hormonal imbalance (i.e., lots of estrogen) is the obvious motivator. But don’t say that. Most likely to be utilized by females, though an occasional male has been called on it, too. Very embarrassing

Man, I can’t believe that chick ovaried me like that. Let's firebomb her house.

by JP L. August 5, 2007

Ovarian Earthquake

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.

Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale

by CanadianMooseAntler May 1, 2011