ovarian oatmeal

The liquid released from the vagina the morning following internal ejaculation.

Ovarian oatmeal is part of a balanced breakfast. Best served on a glass table top.

by Jeff & Lori March 23, 2007

Ovarian Earthquake

Whereby the male inserts his penis into the female and shakes her violently.

Female: Wow that ovarian earthquake you gave me left me with a headache for days!
Male: It was at least a Japan on the richter scale

by CanadianMooseAntler April 13, 2011

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Ovarian explosion

A condition that results from a female finding out that the man that she wants to father her babies is either taken or gay. As a result, her ovaries self-destruct.

"Neil Patrick Harris is gay?! Nooooooooooo......!" *Ovarian explosion*

by realwhippersnapper November 21, 2012

ovarian-cancered

The female version of cock blocked.

Christine: So what happened with Sarah and that dude last night?
Rachel: Oh, you mean Brad? Well, they were going to hook up, but I ovarian-cancered her.

by Catastophe Waitress August 21, 2005

ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

by Novartza October 25, 2006

Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness

A great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle.

This cause was started when thuggizzle met a woman in Denver Colorado who was in need but had limited resources. Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness now directs women to their local health care providers.

by urban savage March 28, 2019