4 definitions by Internet Human
Masturbate Before Messaging: A solid advice for men to curb the number of awkward /cringe-filled messages they send. Based on the fact, once ejaculation takes place, the man can start thinking with his brain, again, getting rid of the libidinous urges.
Joe: Dude, I'm texting this girl I met at the supermarket. What should I say?
Matt: Whatever you say, remember to MBM.
Matt: Whatever you say, remember to MBM.
by Internet Human August 6, 2019
Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.
Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.
Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.
Mike: Typical ovarian logic.
by Internet Human August 11, 2018
A moment/event which is so unfortunate or tragic, due to which, even if a person commits suicide, it's completely understandable.
Tim: I was working on my essay since two hours straight, and I took a break for 'bout 2 minutes. That's when my mum walked in, and she thought, I was lurking this all time around! I
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
Fred: That's totally LSM: Legitimate Suicide Moment!
by Internet Human January 27, 2017
Contraction of 'Alright'.
by Internet Human May 10, 2022