ovarian fortitude

strength, fearlessness, boldness

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.

by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010

Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch

My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.

by DWisen August 23, 2011

Ovarian Cysterhood

A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them

Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties"

Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Ovarian Whispernet

Ovarian Whispernet is a cellular data service provided by the ovaries contained inside women. On the Ovarian Whispernet you can connect to other ovaries contained inside other women to transmit messages thru the air. Sometimes you might have to hold your right hand over your lower abdomen and wave your left hand in the air to act as an antenna.

During charades the women had an advantage over us men by communicating via the Ovarian Whispernet.

by saucygoodness August 31, 2012

Ovarian Delight

The act of headbutting a woman in the belly hard enough to rock her ovaries.

She wouldn't shut her yap so I had no other choice but to give her an Ovarian Delight.

by The Scootz August 1, 2008

Ovarian Logic

Logic which is stereotypical of a female. A decision/act which isn't backed by substantial reasoning, and is purely a consequence of feeling/intuition.

Jake: Shoot! Rachael said she doesn't want to talk to me anymore.
Mike: Why? What happened?
Jake: I don't know. She said she just doesn't want to.

Mike: Typical ovarian logic.

by Internet Human August 11, 2018

Ovarian Receiver

A female used for reproduction. Opposite of sperm donor. A sperm donors sole purpose to procreate. Mother and child typically abandoned by sperm donors, however due to motherly instincts, the child is taken care of and grows up still able to continue the sperm donors genes.

Mike used Michelle as her ovarian receiver to conceive a child and continue his blood line.

by Spreadtheseed May 2, 2016