ovarianed

adj. Having ovaries:; being female..Often used in a perjorative sense by the testiculated folk.

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"The Testaments", Margaret Atwood's tale of dystopian feminine sexuality in a utopian world is widely misinterpreted by the ovarianed people.

Can you even read?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019

Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness

A great cause under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle.

This cause was started when thuggizzle met a woman in Denver Colorado who was in need but had limited resources. Thuggizzle Cares Ovarian Cancer Awareness now directs women to their local health care providers.

by urban savage March 28, 2019

ovarian fortitude

strength, fearlessness, boldness

I finally had the ovarian fortitude to dump his ass.

by enigmaticatbest September 6, 2010

Ovarian Delight

A devastating blow to a woman's crotch that upon impact shatters her ovaries.
See also: Falcon Punch

My wife wouldn't shut up during football so I gave her an ovarian delight and that kept her quiet.

by DWisen August 23, 2011

ovarianfuck

Situation with a large scale of disarray where only women are responsible for the wrong going. Similar to a clusterfuck

Guy 1 : Do you know why the last party was so shitty?

Guy 2 : huh... no?

Guy 1 : Shirley, Nancy and Theresa were organizing it. That's why it has become such an ovarianfuck

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The "Brangelina" (Brad and Angelina) is a popular ovarianfuck, Angelina is taking all the decisions.

by Reesbo Jarvais December 2, 2010

Ovarian Cysterhood

A group of girlfriends that share a pair of magical panties that brings luck getting laid to the person wearing them

Heidi: "I dont think we should accept any other girls in to the Ovarian Cysterhood, it will screw up the rotation schedule we have for sharing these special panties"

Heather:"I agree, the more girls in our Cysterhood the more period stains we see in them"

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Ovarian Whispernet

Ovarian Whispernet is a cellular data service provided by the ovaries contained inside women. On the Ovarian Whispernet you can connect to other ovaries contained inside other women to transmit messages thru the air. Sometimes you might have to hold your right hand over your lower abdomen and wave your left hand in the air to act as an antenna.

During charades the women had an advantage over us men by communicating via the Ovarian Whispernet.

by saucygoodness August 31, 2012