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octomentary

A fictitious documentary that features the Octomom trying to look like a normal mom.
Oh my Gawd...did you catch the octomentary put out by eyesore? Does she actually think she looks good in it?
by n4b November 26, 2009
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otome

Literally means "maiden" in Japanese. It is also the partial name of a popular shoujo anime sequel: "Mai-Otome." The original being Mai-HiME.

The term "otome" is also slowly being integrated as a new way of referring to a ramped anime/manga fangirl. It's a more specific and updated version to the current otaku label (which has been grossly misinterpreted in the States).
"That girl's a MAJOR otome! She's got over 80 manga!"
by Ashen Phoenix October 5, 2006
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Otomenorrhagia

Medical condition referring to the pain and sensation your ears will start bleeding as a result of listening to someone's constant talking and is accentuated by their voice quality (ie nasally, high pitch, or heavy accent) or your own physical compromise such as a hangover.
I partied real hard last night and had to take a small plane home but I couldn't rest because the lady sitting right behind me didn't shut up, had an annoying voice which gave me otomenorrhagia.
by PainDoc February 3, 2010
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Nicolas Otamendi

A shit defender. A lamppost could defend better and for god sake don’t put him with John Stones as you might as well pour acid in your eyes. Ideal if you want to let in 2-3 goals a match.
He’s as shit as Nicolas Otamendi
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Otopeni

Located next to Bucharest, Otopeni is the home of the biggest airport in Romania, “Aeroportul Henri Coandă”
It also has a school, named “Liceul Teoretic Ioan Petruș”, full of gypsies, drug dealers, and complete idiots.
Whatever you do, don’t even think about living here, it will only cause you pain and suffering hearing those airplanes flying all day long, AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PEOPLE, may God damn all the terrible people here to hell.

We also have a water park and a car museum:)
Otopeni is awful, its just hell on earth, when God created the Earth, he made sure that the most terrible people shall live in Otopeni, and those who are good and unlucky to live there, shall enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
by SR. Junior January 7, 2024
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Oomen

Not to be confused with Omen - Oomen(s) is a universal unit of measurement that helps measure anything such as; distance, time, quantity, value, mass, volume, temperature, luminosity, length, and more.

In the Dutch language, it means uncle.
"How tall is that building?"
"I would say about 23 Oomen."

"When did you go to the police convention?"
"I went 2 oomens ago, so about 2022."

"How much does she weigh?"
"Let's call a spade a spade, she's definitely 5 oomens heavy."
by TroutCatcher December 4, 2024
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Ocomentary

An ocomentary is a black panther. i know i had the same argument before you say it, but Raya insists its real and she just has not contacted the dictionary writers yet
Look, That ocomentary just caught that goat.
by 1337sword1337 August 16, 2025
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