Ostrich Kick

A powerful forward thrusting kick, similar to that of what an ostrich does when cornered. It can be a potential deathblow when the ostrich does it, but not necessarily as bad when a human does it.

friend 1: I heard a pitbull was chasing you yesterday. What happened?
friend 2: Yeah, I ran for about a block and got tired so i turned around and ostrich kicked it in the face. It lived, but it was still out cold when i passed the street an hour later.
friend 1: i guess it won't be chasing anyone again for a long time.

by ChainBelt October 30, 2008

OstrichCamel

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010

ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

ostentatious ostriches

group of people who love materialistic things

Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.

by slimjim256 September 25, 2012

Bobbing Ostrich

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)

Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!

by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009

Ostrich manager

A manager who would prefer to put their head in the sand rather than deal with problems.

This kind of manager effectively encourages workplace bullying and harassment and allows the nastier co-workers to run the show.

John: "How come Joe is able to get away with so much? Is he sleeping with the boss or something?"

Bill: "Nah, we just have an ostrich manager. He won't do a thing."

by blissyu2 December 22, 2010

Reverse Ostrich

A sophisticated form of giving oral sex when when the woman is standing on her feet, knees locked with her back facing your head and arms behind her back. Much like an ostrich sticking it's head in the ground (for whatever reason they do that), the woman bends forward at her waist and performs oral sex on the man who is laying on his back.

The woman won my heart when she, without announcement, performed the reverse ostrich on me. I knew at that moment the relationship would last at least two more weeks.

by The Little Boy Who Could February 2, 2013