ornithology

the best type of science! you study birds and how they live!

so, timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?
an ornithologist!
a what?
you study ornithology!
that's not uh..
a, uh- um a, fire man!
oh, ok

by freygeothewhy January 29, 2021

Ornithophobia

A supreme fear of dangerous flying objects known as birds - dirty, annoying creatures with feathers and (perhaps) tiny hair.

Jen's ornithophobia causes her to scream when birds fly by, even when she's in the car. In fact it's so bad, she is afraid of large groups of butterfies.

by Jeremy Lane September 9, 2005

Ornithophilia

Ornithophilia is a sexual attraction to birds and the avian type.

"That crow is so hot!"
"Dude, are you into ornithophilia?"

by B1rdy June 1, 2018

Orcish Lair

An Orcish Lair is a place where tribes of Orcs tend to gather, awaiting a coming battle. It can also refer to a place where Orcs simply live and do what Orcs do.

An Orcish Lair can also refer to one's asshole, more specifically a nasty shit-encrusted asshole. The only way to kill the Orcs that inhabit this Orcish Lair, however, is to pierce it with one's elven staff of power.

EXAMPLE 1:
Knight: The Orcs are gathering their numbers, sire!

King: Where?!

Knight: The Orcish Lair beyond the forest!

EXAMPLE 2:
"Last night I shoved my elven staff of power into this chick's orcish lair. When I pulled it out it had brown orc blood on it. Smelled like rotting orcs, too."

by FatJackson October 16, 2009

Ornithoscelidaphobia

An intense fear of dinosaurs.

Kate has Ornithoscelidaphobia.

by Kpie June 8, 2009

Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009