opterectomy

when your eyeballs are unhooked from your ass so you don't have such a shitty outlook on life.

my grandfather (who kicked ass) invented this expression.

MAN! you need an opterectomy you pessimist you

by k b February 16, 2006

Optharectomy

A theoretical medical procedure, to sever the optic nerve from the rectum. (Used in jest, when a person has a pessimistic view of a situation)

Kenneth Lay and Jeffrey Skilling were discussing Enron's current financial position: "If Andrew Fastow get's that optharectomy, he won't have such a crappy outlook on this quarter's financial results."

by John B. Young July 11, 2006

octarectomy

Octarectomy (awk-ta-rec-tomy)- Cutting the cord that connects your eyeballs to your asshole, so you don't have a shitty outlook on life.

"She was so negative, the doctor recommended an octarectomy to make her happier"

by Shirley i must be joking May 23, 2018

Oprectomy

To surgically sever the nerve between the visual cortex and the rectum.

The man underwent an oprectomy procedure in hospital, intending to improve his shitty outlook on life.

by LarksVomit November 22, 2023

optirectosis

A nervous system condition in which an optic nerve gets tangled up with an anal one, and you get a shitty outlook on life.

Man, this damn optirectosis is getting me down!

by feefiefo February 1, 2025

optirectamitis

Where a nerve in your eye and you ass gets crossed and you get a shitty outlook on life..

That chic has got optirectamitis.

by Critter wRner February 27, 2025