onion

an extreme expert in quiet, and a chance to get devoured by the great, the big, and the only Shrek.

Woods: We need to do this quietly, Mason
Mason: I am the expert in quiet
Woods: I'm a goddamn onion Mason
Shrek: WELL HELLO THERE!1!11!!!!!!111!

by dank memist December 12, 2020

onion

A mild insult for someone,
like calling someone a spoon

or it could be a good thing.
Therefore if someone should say you are a 'good onion' its alll gooood :D

Bob: i forgot my homework again
Gurinda: Lol, you onion



Aaron: Hey, ive made some friends that are nice to me

Kat: Tell you're friends i like them Aaron, they are Good Onions :)

by katerinakalogerakis February 7, 2009

onion

an insult the cockney equivelent of a twat.

from the mighty boosh:
vince noir:"he's melted"
The Hitcher:"i ain't meltrd you ONION im over 'ere!

me: (aside) nice one boosh

by eoghan the great June 26, 2007

onion

Something that is perfect for you. An act or item that you love or are really good at.

Willo, That chick is your absolute onion!

Thats my onion

by ziley December 6, 2006

onion

term that refers to a hott piece of ass of any age who makes an appearance at fast food restaurants; always of the female persuasion.

dude 1: "man, did you see that onion?"
dude 2: "was she a blooming onion?"

by inlovewithlaugh January 16, 2011

onion

a mathematical figure for any natural number

We have reached Onion^^Onion, we have no idea how it happened, what we do know is that these onions will be increasing at an ever-faster rate. It's Onion^^^Onion now and it's larger than our nullmatter amount. Oniologists have studied the growth of onions and have concluded that the onion is a mathematical term for any natural number. Given the recent growth of onions, it has been predicted by oniologists that the entire multiverse will be filled to the brim with onions by 2022.

by Jan Karlo November 19, 2021

onion

a person who is weird and annoying.

"hes such an onion"

by thebestest123 January 26, 2017