Ornament Eyes

Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.

Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.

by Lenwah August 20, 2011

Carolina Hood Ornament

1. A friend, who after leaving the bar, volunteers to ensure that your hood doesn't fly up and obstruct your vision, by sitting, laying, or otherwise sprawling himself across the hood for the entire ride back to the house.

2. Any unknown organic material, such as flesh, hair, teeth, a human body, or other, which is found stuck to the grill of your vehicle after a hard night of partying.

1. Tony and Robbie forgot the hood was unlatched when they spun out of peewee's bar, so Robbie had to be the Carolina Hood Ornament all the way home after the hood flew up and they were unable to shut it.

2. Ralph was surprised to find a Carolina Hood Ornament on his dad's car on Saturday morning, and had to bury it in the neighbor's backyard before anyone found out.

by Whiskey Drinker Me December 1, 2009

onamor

1.When an italian girls tries to put an phone charge into ur laptop

2. When an italian girl says it doesnt fit

see defination 1 of onamor

by doggy341 November 5, 2010

jizz ornament

Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.

Mateo, did you give your girlfriend a jizz ornament last night?

by corey270 November 2, 2007

Norwegian Hood Ornament

When you take a big ole dumpy on the hood of someone’s car, in the cold; some of it gets warmed up by the sun and runs down the sides of the car appearing as a bow.

Bro you just got a Norwegian hood ornament!

by Anrclgp December 23, 2020

Ohna

Ohna is the sexiest person alive. She is outgoing and creative. She likes the most random bands and singers. She absolutely could not live without 5 meals a day. She's very spontaneous and a go with the flow kind of girl. Ohna is a once in a lifetime kind of person. She is very nerdy. She likes things others don't. She isn't afraid of what others think. She is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She will make you laugh even if it's the stupidest thing you have ever heard. She has more guy friends than girls. She's not a drama kind of person. But she loves finding out new things about different people. Ohna is the coolest person ever. She has lots of swag. She is the bomb.com

"Did you see that hot girl playing the trumpet?" -guy 1

"I think her name is ohna" -guy 2

"I think she's my future girlfriend" -guy 1

by The who must not be named September 28, 2014

cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008