oblivaclit

Anyone with a clit who is oblivious of what's going on around them

Shireen was so fuckin busy blabbing that she didn't even notice when Rob smacked the back of her head with his dick. What an oblivaclit!

by suegoo December 16, 2008

much obliged

Much obliged means that whatever was done is appreciated. Literally, it could be extended to mean that the person that says "Much obliged" now owes the other a favor. That the one that is obliged is under an obligation to pay back. Most people wouldn't expect a return favor though.

If a man is given a ride into town, when he gets out of the car, he might say "Much obliged". That would mean: "thank you for the ride. I am appreciative"

by Toastmaan January 12, 2009

Oblication

Taking valuable vacation time and dollars for obligatory family or friend visits. Usually oblications blow your PTO balance at work, meaning you will not have a real vacation in the foreseable future.

We didn't make it to the Carribean this year because we sent spring break on an oblication to see the in-laws.

by Karen H February 13, 2008

Oblio Music

An album by Denver music artist Mike Colin
from 1998.

Gato Espacio and I Feel Bad (For People Who Don't Drink) are my favorite songs off the album Oblio Music.

by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009

obligarette

A cigarette in which someone is obligated to give to repay debt. An owed cigarette.

Chris: Andrew, give me my obligarette, you poverty-ridden, tasteless, jewbag.

Andrew: Go to hell Giarlastein!

Chris: Why don't you go to hell, where all the poor people go, you wretch whom was given natural gifts of poor quality.

(The obligarette was then submitted grudgingly to the lessor {the person who leased out the property borrowed}.)

by Chris Pemberton April 29, 2009

Facebook Obligation

The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.

I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.

by ACRanger August 30, 2010

Oblication

A required or expected visit to family/in-laws during your vacation time. Not exactly what would qualify as a holiday.
But would be a combined obligation/vacation.

"Are you going on vacation this summer?"
"No" he said, "I'm going on an oblication to see family who I haven't see since last year.

by Systemsfarm August 4, 2008