obsexxed

The act of being obsessed with someone in a particularly amorous manner.

S: Did you see Giovanny today?
A: No...why are you so obsexxed with him?!
S: He's so gorgeous!

by sarahbaartman October 25, 2012

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*

by Senior_squid March 15, 2018

Obosexual

OBOsexual /obosɛkʃʊəl/
n.

A person who finds Davido stans sexually attractive and Davido songs arousing.

E.g She need a God fearing and Obosexual Husband.

by Emperor Enoch November 8, 2020

Obsex

Coming from the word obsess, obsex is when someone is fully consumed with the thought of having sex with a particular person. Obsessed with sex is obsexed.

Yo man! Damn, I couldn't sleep at all I was so obsexed with the chick I saw at the party last night.

Stop obsexing over her dude !!

by Agent A vs Appy September 16, 2009

obesetiality

Having a sexual attraction to fat people.

"Did you see that fat girl Steve was hitting on?"
"Yes, he is in to obesetiality."

by darlingdear November 28, 2011

obese

at least 3/4 of america

Chris Christie is so obese all of his clothes need to be hemmed to fit.

by jake paul sucks August 4, 2017

obesedon

a prehistoric creature living in the 21st century. obesedons can grow up to 500 pounds. their main diet is chips, sodas, cupcakes, hotdogs, cakes, burgers, deep fried food, etc. obesedons do not eat vegetables and do not excercise. their hobbies include watching tv, sleeping, eating, and sleep, and eating, oops did i say it twice?

yesterday i went to mc donalds and the store was filled with obesedons.

by Lilddudontknome December 10, 2008